Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 3, 2008

The Russians Are Honest Thieves

When they rig an election, they go all out to ensure a massive victory for the Chosen One.

At least the Russians are honest about rigging elections. Unlike, say, the Republican party, which still pretends that Bush won honestly.

Well, there was some payback. The two thieves who were most active in the two thefts, Kathleen Harris and Ken Blackwell, later both got beaten like bass drums when they ran for higher office.

3 comments:

Wing Co, ROYAL AIR FARCE said...

Good afternoon, Madam.

Bit orf topic, really, old girl, but I was just buzzing round aircraft blogs and I thought I might drop in to say "hello" or "hi" as you American chaps say.

My compliments on a very interesting blog, madam.

You've probably seen this already but if you haven't it might raise a Georgie Bush chuckle:-

http://royalairfarce.blogspot.com/2008/02/air-farce-one.html

Feel free to have a browse round me blog while you're there.

Ta ta for now.
Keep flying the flag(s)
Wing Co, UK

BadTux said...

Not honest thieves. Just smarter ones. Putin really is that popular, so even though his partisans went out and rigged the election, it was more just to do it, not because he had to. He'd already "rigged" the election beforehand by (duh) being a good President. If only our own President could have learned from that... but he's just too stoopid. Sigh.

- Badtux the Politics Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

RAF, thanks for the compliment. I'll check out your blog.