Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 3, 2008

People I Do Not Listen To

There are a number of commentators that I pay no attention to, such as:

Robert Novak: You knowingly blew the cover of a CIA NOC, you're a traitor. You might as well take your paycheck from the GOP, you soulless fuck.

Any Op-Ed Writer Employed by the Administraton: Not just Bush, any one. If your job is the Secretary of XYZ and you are writing about an issue that concerns that topic, I can pretty much guess what you are going to say. McConnell and Mukasey are going to blather on as to why trashing the Constitution is a good idea. Chertoff is going to prattle on as to why not responding to disasters and searching through everyone's drawers at the airport makes us safer. Rice is going to yak about how not promoting diplomacy and backing authoritarian regimes makes us stronger. Gates can be counted on to proclaim That The Surge Is working.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Have a nice cup of STFU.

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