After Pinochet's coup in Chile, National Lampoon had a story from the junta's point of view that "Allende shot himself thirty times in the back from 20 feet away, pausing once to reload."
That came to mind when I read this story about a woman who supposedly strangled herself at the Phoenix Airport.
She had her hands handcuffed behind herself, she was shackled to a table and she managed to strangle herself?
I suppose anything is possible, but I have a hard time envisioning this.
My advice to the City Attorney for Phoenix would be: "Warm up your checkbook."
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Leisure
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Was it a table, or a bench? Other news accounts say a bench. WTF? Even the cops don't know what she was shackled to?! This story reeks worse than a dead whale that's been rotting on the beach for a week.
This story reeks worse than a dead whale that's been rotting on the beach for a week.
Yepper.
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