Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Rack Monster

Last night, two of my cats had issues. Fortunately they were not serious, but they still scored very high on the Disgust-o-Meter, which is why I am going to spare you the details.

Upshot was that last night, I got a lot less sleep than I am accustomed to getting. Today I kept going at work with alternating doses of coffee and leftover birthday cake that a co-worker brought in, but by 1700, that had worn off.

Right now I am trying to stay awake long enough so I don't wake up fully refreshed at 0430 or some insane hour like that. (I once had a job where I got up at that time every fraking work day for longer than I care to admit.)

But it won't be long before I surrender to the siren call of the Rack Monster.

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