Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 22, 2007

Haul Out The Rubber Stamp, You Spineless Fucks

Chimpy, having just asked for an additional $147 billion to fund his wars, is now seeking another $42 billion on top of that. Sen. Harry Reid says the Congress will not rubber-stamp the Preznit's request.

Yeah, right. I'll believe that display of spine when I see it happen. The day that happens, each one of us will be given a nice pot of gold by a friendly leprechaun and unicorns will roam the streets, giving rides to the little children, while vultures feast on Dick Cheney's entrails.

Der Monkey Fuhrer will roll the invertebrate Democrats, who will give him everything he wants. You know it, I know it, Stupie McFlightsuit knows it and Senator Reid knows it.

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