Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Mitt Romney is No Friend of Gun Owners

Read his words.

"Extreme weapons." What the hell is an "extreme weapon?" And, presuming that he does not think an AR-15 is not meant for self-defense, then maybe he ought to go have a chat with the Army and the Marines, who have been using the military version of that weapon for something like forty years. And that is dwarfed by the Kalashnikov, whose original design is now sixty years old.

RoboMitt is as shifty and as untrustworthy as they come. Any Republican who criticized John Kerry for being a "flip-flopper" has no business coming within ten miles of RoboMitt. Take almost any issue out there and you will find that RoboMitt has flip-flopped on that issue within the last ten years.

(Thanks to Justin Buist)

2 comments:

BobG said...

If it wasn't for his religion, he would be more at home in the Democratic party. He has just as much in common with liberals as with conservatives.

Comrade Misfit said...

RoboMitt ran to the left of Teddy Kennedy when he challenged Teddy in the early `90s.

Thing now, is that the liberals wouldn't trust him, either.