Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Eject! Eject! Eject!

Karen Hughes is quitting her job as Undersecretary of State for improving America's image abroad.

She didn't make any progress, but to be fair to her, it's kind of hard to polish America's image abroad while Bush and Cheney and Blackwater keep applying layers and layers of more shit. Even Ron Popeil would have a hard time selling the idea of "we are really the good guys, honest", when you have things such as Bush's nominee to be the Torturer Attorney General is unable to say that waterboarding is torture and Eric Prince's goons from Blackwater shooting people in Baghdad just for the hell of it.


Phil said...

Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.
You are right though, it was an impossible job to do, what with secret renditions, Guantanamo, illegal wiretaps,indiscriminately throwing ordinance around the world, etc, etc.

BadTux said...

Yeah, pretty damned hard to polish a turd. She tried, Lord knows, she tried, but she is, after all, only human, and a turd is, well, a turd, no matter how hard you try to polish it.