Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 26, 2007

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Like a lot of bloggers, I have a app buried that allows me to see some statistics on site usage.

So today, someone googled "christian family rules of the house" and, as a result, they came to this post. I'm fairly certain that wasn't the answer they were looking for.

Heh. Heh. Heh.

4 comments:

Lurch said...

Somehow I missed the original post. The people screaming the most about other people having sex are those that get the least of it.

As proof I submit (no pun intended) the good reverend. You just can't have sex in a costume like he was in.

Comrade Misfit said...

Autoerotic sex is still sex, though in the case of the departed reverend, it was probably sex with the person he most loved.

Lurch said...

Unlikely. If you read the autopsy report, there was only one condom mentioned, and it was on the wrong phallic symbol.

I remember reading somewhere that the icky stuff damages wearing latex and rubber.

Comrade Misfit said...

I remember reading somewhere that the icky stuff damages wearing latex and rubber.

I'll defer to you on that.