Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 25, 2007

More Idiocy From Der Monkey Fuhrer

The Wingnuts are all atizzy because Barack Obama did not put his hand over his heart during a recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance.


Bet the same Wingnuts had nothing to say about Chimpy. When the National Anthem was played, he put his hand over his belly button. Even the young girl standing next to him (I hope she has her shots up to date), who appears to be around six years old, knows better.


(Thanks to the Munchkin Wranger and One Pissed Off Veteran)

One of the many things that outrages me is the cheap patriotism that is all the range these days. And it is even more outrageous when it comes from the Yellow Elephants.Waving a flag or putting a cheap-ass yellow ribbon magnet on a car costs little.

But that is the method of the Wingnuts: Feel-good symbols and no action that would require personal sacrifice.

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