Glenn Beck, a True Conservative

He is, really, in that he is extremely selfish and cannot spare a good or kind word for anyone. A bunch of people are losing their homes in southern California and Beck thinks that is just great because they must hate America.

If we were playing by the rules conservatives play by, I'd be calling for Glenn Beck's head to be mounted on a pike outside of CNN's broadcast studios. For that is what conservatives do when they are offended.

But I am not going to call for that.

I want Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin and Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly and the rest of the Hindenberg Brigade[1] to stay on the air and to keep broadcasting their messages of hate and intolerance. I want everyone to see and hear how utterly lacking in compassion and humanity they are. I want everyone to see the face of modern conservatism as embodied by those vicious, pompous cranks.

For every time they make mock of people who are losing their houses, every time they insult sufferers of disease or criticize the family of a sick child for getting government help in health care, they drive more and more people who do have caring souls away from their cause.

They are the embodiment of class hatred, ethnic strife and racism. Seventy years ago, every one of them would have been participating in night riding and lynchings. Every time they open their yaps, they show their true colors.

So keep at it, you drooling fascists. Keep showing that conservatives are nothing more than a pack of slobbering, yammering, hateful racists. You're doing a better job of driving the conservative movement back under its rock than any liberal could ever hope of doing.

[1] "Hindenberg," as in "flaming Nazi gasbag."