Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, October 22, 2007

Hiding From the Crooks

In Japan, you can buy a dress that you can use to camouflage yourself to look like a vending machine.

Wouldn't it be better to, say, catch and convict the criminals?

Maybe this is an outlandish concept for the Japanese, but there is a concept called "self defense."

1 comment:

BadTux said...

The Japanese are some weird-ass people. When a couple of Japanese engineers got kidnapped in Iraq, Japan negotiated with the terrorists and got their engineers released. Now, you'd think that their engineers would get a hero's welcome when they got back to Japan, right? Right? WRONG! They were ostracized for "bringing shame to Japan". Apparently they were supposed to either die fighting, or not get kidnapped at all.

Plus the Japanese invented Hello Kitty. Serious whack shit! 'Nuff said :-).