Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Hiding From the Crooks

In Japan, you can buy a dress that you can use to camouflage yourself to look like a vending machine.

Wouldn't it be better to, say, catch and convict the criminals?

Maybe this is an outlandish concept for the Japanese, but there is a concept called "self defense."
Posted by on or about 07:22

1 comment:

BadTux said...

The Japanese are some weird-ass people. When a couple of Japanese engineers got kidnapped in Iraq, Japan negotiated with the terrorists and got their engineers released. Now, you'd think that their engineers would get a hero's welcome when they got back to Japan, right? Right? WRONG! They were ostracized for "bringing shame to Japan". Apparently they were supposed to either die fighting, or not get kidnapped at all.

Plus the Japanese invented Hello Kitty. Serious whack shit! 'Nuff said :-).

10/22/2007 10:33 PM

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