Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Reveille, Reveille

How your cat will get you up, given the chance:

Posted by on or about 19:07

4 comments:

Justin Buist said...

One of ours, back when I was unemployed and would sleep in, would walk up and lick my face. Then he'd chomp down on my goatee and pull some hairs out.

That'll wake you up!

10/17/2007 8:57 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Justin, that gives me an idea for another entry.

10/17/2007 10:32 PM
BadTux said...

LMAO!

This, BTW, is why I feed my cats immediately before going to bed, not in the morning. That way they still have a few dribbles of food left in their bowls in the morning and aren't desperate enough to resort to the baseball bat (or the claws to the face -- yes, The Mighty Fang can get mighty insistent when his 18-pound self isn't fed when HE wants it!).

10/18/2007 12:27 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Two out of my three cats are overweight, so I do not leave food out (unless I am going to be away longer than 12 hours). I feed them and then I pick it all up an hour later.

10/18/2007 6:49 AM

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