The Idiot's Jeffrey Dahmer

So this guy in Mexico City kills his girlfriend when she says she is tired of his dumb ass. And, so his story goes, to dispose of her body, he cuts her up, stores the body parts in his icebox and then starts cooking the flesh.

His reasoning: He's feeding the meat to his dog.

Note that when the cops showed up, he climbed out onto his balcony and tried to climb down the side of the apartment building, only he fell and hit his head. Probably good for him that he landed on a non-vital spot.