Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Political Graveyard

Dennis Hastert is resigning his seat in Congress. I guess being an ex-Speaker is not a lot of laughs. I haven't heard of any serious scandals implicating him, though I will admit to not paying much attention.

Sam Brownback is quitting his presidential bid. This one, I am somewhat sorry about. I am all in favor of seeing batshit-crazy, Bible-thumping, witch-burning, anti-science Republicans running for the presidency, in a bid to rally the lunatic 3/4s of the GOP.
Posted by on or about 12:19

2 comments:

Phil said...

Denny was implicated in the Foley mess as had having known a bout Foley's peccadillo's but keeping it quiet.

10/18/2007 12:54 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Right, but the Foley scandal was so 2006. They didn't dump him over it last year.

10/18/2007 7:08 PM

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