Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Political Graveyard

Dennis Hastert is resigning his seat in Congress. I guess being an ex-Speaker is not a lot of laughs. I haven't heard of any serious scandals implicating him, though I will admit to not paying much attention.

Sam Brownback is quitting his presidential bid. This one, I am somewhat sorry about. I am all in favor of seeing batshit-crazy, Bible-thumping, witch-burning, anti-science Republicans running for the presidency, in a bid to rally the lunatic 3/4s of the GOP.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Denny was implicated in the Foley mess as had having known a bout Foley's peccadillo's but keeping it quiet.

Comrade Misfit said...

Right, but the Foley scandal was so 2006. They didn't dump him over it last year.