Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Gall of the Chimperor

Bush accuses Congress of "dragging its feet."

Hmm. If I remember correctly, when the Republicans controlled Congress, they were so diligent about getting the FY 2006 budget passed that when they left power in January, most of the budget bills were not passed and the federal government was operating on continuing resolutions. I don't recall Chimperor Stupidicus being too upset at the time.

At least he had a meeting with the Dalai Lama, rather than the fiction of "dropping in" on a meeting that someone else was having with him. Considering that we need China's help on Iran and North Korea, that either took some balls or is a concrete sign of real diplomatic stupidity. I'll leave that call up to you.

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