Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 19, 2007

Dr. Watson, How About a Steaming Cup of "Shut the Fuck Up!"

In the "Edumacated Idjits" category, comes a new member: James Watson, a co-winner of the Nobel Prize, for stating that Blacks have inferior intelligence.

Note in the article that he is quoted as saying that darker-skinned people are more romantic and he uses "Latin lover" and "English patient" as examples (guess he forgot about the French). In this, he follows in the discredited line of William Schokley, who invented the transistor (the foundation of every piece of electronics in use today), but who wound up being best known as just another educated racist.

It's just sad, really, that a man can be so smart and, at the same time, be an utter imbecile.

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