Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Chimpy Threatens World War III

This, from the guy who was screwed up two wars. This, from the guy who left a major American city to drown while he went out of fund-raisers. This, from the guy who refused to break his vacation when there was credible intel of an impending terrorist attack. This, from the guy who only left his ranch early when his batshit crazy supporters needed him to intervene in the medical affairs of a white woman.

You can read the Times story here. You can read the blog entry about it at Main & Central. Note that Main & Central notes, as the Times did not, that Chimpy wants to attack Iran for having the "knowledge" of how to build nuclear weapons. Not the possession, not the ability, the knowledge. Knowledge that is, now, not exactly on the cutting edge of nuclear physics.

So what does he propose to do? Bomb every university and college in the world?

The greatest threat to our planet is people knowing stuff? Is that the Republican idea, now, that ignorance is bliss?

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Uhm, I know how to build a nuclear weapon. Take one lump of 99% enriched U235 uranium and hold in left hand. Take another lump of 99% enriched U235 uranium and hold in right hand. Slam the two together. Ka-BOOM!

Obtaining the two lumps of 99% enriched U235 uranium is an exercise left to the reader.

- Badtux the uhm, what's that knock on the door?

Comrade Misfit said...

Might want to look for a Hellfire missile on an inbound trajectory...