Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Shooting Yourself In the Back?

After Pinochet's coup in Chile, National Lampoon had a story from the junta's point of view that "Allende shot himself thirty times in the back from 20 feet away, pausing once to reload."

That came to mind when I read this story about a woman who supposedly strangled herself at the Phoenix Airport.

She had her hands handcuffed behind herself, she was shackled to a table and she managed to strangle herself?

I suppose anything is possible, but I have a hard time envisioning this.

My advice to the City Attorney for Phoenix would be: "Warm up your checkbook."

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Was it a table, or a bench? Other news accounts say a bench. WTF? Even the cops don't know what she was shackled to?! This story reeks worse than a dead whale that's been rotting on the beach for a week.

Comrade Misfit said...

This story reeks worse than a dead whale that's been rotting on the beach for a week.

Yepper.