Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

The Party of Retards

The Democrats. All along, the Bush Administration has had no respect for the letter of the law. If there is a line that shouldn't be crossed, they cross it. If Bush wanted to kill someone in the Rose Garden, he would. When he was a kid, if his mother told him he could ride his bike to the store, the little monkey would have pedaled to Houston "because they got better stores there."

So it was with some dismay that I read this article on the New York Times's website that the Bush Administration thinks that Congress will give them all of the wiretapping powers that their evil black hearts desire.

Either the Democrats are a bunch of drooling retards who cannot learn from past events, or they are a bunch of craven cowards who are so afraid of being blamed for doing something that they'll give Chimpy everything he wants.

The Democrats would do well to heed this point: The Republicans may be heading for near-term political oblivion because they became more interested in having power than in being wise stewards of the government. The GOP became the party of expansive Federal powers, of irrational fiscal policies and a party of cronies and hacks and, and as a result, they lost Congress and may be further shellacked next year.

Democrats, listen up: If you sell your principles and the Constitution down the river so you can "retain your majority," you will not have a majority to retain for very long.

By acting solely in the interests of political power, you show yourselves to be no different at your core than the Republicans.

If you give Bush all of the wiretapping powers he wants, you are either a bunch of craven cowards, a pack of retards or a bunch of inbred inside-the-Beltway hacks.

Maybe it truly is time for a third party to come forth.

4 comments:

BobG said...

"By acting solely in the interests of political power, you show yourselves to be no different at your core than the Republicans."

Which is why I quit supporting them many years ago, along with the Republicans.

"It seems the election choices are going to be one enormous shit sandwich. We only get to choose whether we eat it on white or whole wheat."
--Comment seen on a blog

Comrade Misfit said...

Wow. I am going to have to Google that one and find out where it came from. That's a great quote.

Unknown said...

"If you give Bush all of the wiretapping powers he wants, you are either a bunch of craven cowards, a pack of retards or a bunch of inbred inside-the-Beltway hacks."

How about all of the above? They had the opportunity to make a principled stand to show that the US does not stand for the crap that has happened the past few years; they ran from it.

Comrade Misfit said...

Jeff, you're right. "All of the above" is a valid choice.