Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

How Stupid Can You Be?

How stupid can you be, to live in San Franciso and not be aware of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence? Yet the Archbishop of SF recently gave communion to a bunch of the Sisters and now is professing that "I didn't know, man, nobody told me, I wasn't briefed."

The Sisters have been around for ages. Some of them appeared in the "Tales of the City" miniseries that was on PBS back when Dubya was playing at being a baseball executive. And let's face it, if you've ever seen them, some of the Sisters are not exactly taking home points for subtlety.


The Archbishop has to be either blind (and not just "legally") or terminally stupid. And not just "George Bush" level stupid, but "water me twice a day" stupid.

But, as TFS Magnum points out, at least it's giving Bill O'Liely something else to climb on his high horse and bleat ineffectually about.
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