Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A Primary Rule of Combat

Never Bring a Knife to a Gunfight.

(Thanks to TFS Magnum)
Posted by on or about 12:40

1 comment:

BadTux said...

That said, some gang-bangers shot into a house yesterday in San Jose and turned around and started running away, and the gang-bangers in the house ran out with knives and ran them down and stabbed them near to death. The cops arrived to find the gun-totin' gang bangers on the ground bleeding profusely, and the knife-totin' gang bangers standing over the steaming near-corpses.

I guess the lesson is that if you're using a gun to make a statement rather than kill someone, it's just another fashion accessory, not a weapon.

10/16/2007 4:13 PM

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