Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A Primary Rule of Combat

Never Bring a Knife to a Gunfight.

(Thanks to TFS Magnum)
Posted by on or about 12:40

1 comment:

BadTux said...

That said, some gang-bangers shot into a house yesterday in San Jose and turned around and started running away, and the gang-bangers in the house ran out with knives and ran them down and stabbed them near to death. The cops arrived to find the gun-totin' gang bangers on the ground bleeding profusely, and the knife-totin' gang bangers standing over the steaming near-corpses.

I guess the lesson is that if you're using a gun to make a statement rather than kill someone, it's just another fashion accessory, not a weapon.

10/16/2007 4:13 PM

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