Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Forget Working for the Feds

If you are gay or a gunowner.

If you are gay, you are regarded as being as much of a criminal as if you ran a whorehouse.

You get the same regard from the Feds if you own a loaded firearm or if you have ever carried concealed.

(Thanks to Pam's House Blend for this one.)

3 comments:

Lurch said...

Now that is interesting.

LBJ said...

I believe the concealed part is WITHOUT A PERMIT, which would get you arrested where I used to live. I'd say 20% of the guys I work with carry concealed. having done whatever their particular state requires.

And there's a boatload of us that own guns.

But oh. . no. . oh crap. .

I've had CARNAL KNOWLEDGE. Don't tell anyone.

Comrade Misfit said...

If anybody asks me, Scully, I'll just tell them you saw the movie.

:)