Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, October 5, 2007

Forget Working for the Feds

If you are gay or a gunowner.

If you are gay, you are regarded as being as much of a criminal as if you ran a whorehouse.

You get the same regard from the Feds if you own a loaded firearm or if you have ever carried concealed.

(Thanks to Pam's House Blend for this one.)

3 comments:

Lurch said...

Now that is interesting.

LBJ said...

I believe the concealed part is WITHOUT A PERMIT, which would get you arrested where I used to live. I'd say 20% of the guys I work with carry concealed. having done whatever their particular state requires.

And there's a boatload of us that own guns.

But oh. . no. . oh crap. .

I've had CARNAL KNOWLEDGE. Don't tell anyone.

Comrade Misfit said...

If anybody asks me, Scully, I'll just tell them you saw the movie.

:)