Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 13, 2026

“You Forgot My Blankie!”

Kristi Noem fired her pilot for forgetting her blanket. but she had to rescind it, because there was nobody else to fly the fucking airplane.

Any normal person would be embarrassed by having her in his cabinet. But she is a blonde who got the full Mar-a-Lago face and boob job, so he likes her.

6 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Homonym trouble...it's rescind not resend..

Comrade Misfit said...

It was a dictation/editing issue.

J4rh34d said...

She has brown hair but identifies as a blonde.

dan gerene said...

Like a blond who takes her little nervous yappy dog and IPad into a theater.

DGC said...

If I was that pilot the return flight would experience "turbulence like has never been seen before".

w3ski said...

I was once fired and then rehired. I was injured in the shop by a customers car, so I sued for damages, to me. My boss thought I was suing him because he was named in the suit. My lawyer couldn't convince him of the error of his ways, but his lawyer finally cooled him down. He had gone as far as to change the locks on the building, and I opened the shop for the last 4 years. I didn't want to own the shop from a wrongful termination suit. I was rehired by the afternoon, but loyalty never came back. I hated that job with a passion, after that.
w3ski