Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Mandatory MAGA Military Fun

Asshole commanders are ordering their troops to take their families to see the shitty-ass Melania movie.

"You will go to see this movie about Our Orange God's wife and you will like it."

4 comments:

Eck! said...

isn't the usual solution to get some buddies and stage a fight in the local bar so they are in the brig/stockade for the "event"? Plan B?

Eck!

JustMusing said...

Or volunteer for guard duty or maybe policing trash around the base. All better than seeing the fake travesty called a documentary.

Sikhandtake said...

If the commanders are that much in the MAGA cult, our hopes that the military would refuse a Trump order to stage an outright coup at the end of his legal term may be too optimistic.

Brian Train said...

The CO better buy the popcorn!
But seriously, the troops always find a way to "fun" their commanders back when they do things like this.
Imagine the thoughts in the head of a PFC or "Terminal Lance" who enlisted to get out of poverty, watching this vapid movie about some woman picking out china patterns and knowing she is pocketing at least $28 million out of the deal... is that WHY they are serving? Is that WHAT they are serving?
Feels very far from Frank Capra's "Why We Fight" series of films.