Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Reverse King Midas at Work, Plus More!

Everything Trump, the Bizarro King Midas, touches turns to shit:




Meanwhile, it is also bizarre that the Chinese Communist Party cares more about automobile safety than does the DOT:

China will ban hidden door handles on cars, commonly used on Tesla’s electric vehicles and many other EV models, starting next year.

All car doors must include a mechanical release function for handles, except for the tailgate, according to details released by China’s Ministry of Industry and Information Technology on Monday
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Tesla, on the other hand, is happy to re-enact the Apollo 1 fire with its customers playing the astronauts.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

The last sentence is classic and brutal.

B said...

Farmers are upset because their stupidly allocated subsidies are going to go away.

your argument is invalid, as least where that part is concerned.

Dark Avenger said...

While there are many reasons for increasing farm bankruptcies and decreasing profits, “it is clear that the current administration’s actions, along with congressional inaction, have increased costs for farm inputs, disrupted overseas and domestic markets, denied agriculture its reliable labor pool, and defunded critical ag research and staffing,” the letter warned.


Looks like playing around with tariffs has some drawbacks, folks. Of course, Biden doubled all tariffs during his administration but the liberal media didn’t cover it, unlike with Trump.