Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 28, 2026

Mr. "No More Foreign Wars" at Work

2012:

2023:

2024:

Now we have Operation Epstein Fury:

The U.S. and Israel launched a major attack on targets across Iran on Saturday.

Two unpopular wannabee autocrats launched another war.

Man, those allegations in the Epstein Files that Trump sexually assaulted and punched a 13-year-old girl seem to be more and more credible.

Some White House or Pentagon official or family member probably placed a huge pro-war bet on one of the "prediction" websites within the last 36 hours. It's the modern equivalent of insider trading. Because the one thread that is ever-present in the Trump White House is corruption.

The Iranian regime likely isn't going anywhere, just as the only change to the Maduro regime was the guy at the top. One thing that our Elderly and Demented Pedo-in-Chief is bad at is follow-up.

4 comments:

Mark said...

The war against Iran has barely started, and now he's talking about a "friendly" war against Cuba.

squiregeek said...

Given Trumps obsession for putting his name on everything, this was made for it. Trumps Fiasco? Waterloo? Quagmire?

DTWND said...

But he ended 8 wars. Started two. Does he have to give back the Nobel Prize?

Seriously, what do all the asshats have to rationalize in order to keep the orange felon/rapist in their hearts as their leader?

Dale

dinthebeast said...

I worked as a line cook back in the eighties for an Iranian chef named Mohsen, who said of the regime in his home country: "The Ayatollah? He's not going anywhere. Shit, his dad's still alive."

-Doug in Sugar Pine