But none are available:
Greenland has 50,000 people or so, five hospitals and free health care. They don't need our help.
But we needed theirs:
Denmark’s military said its arctic command forces evacuated a crew member of a U.S. submarine off the coast of Greenland for urgent medical treatment.
And somehow, because of that, he thinks Greenland needs our help. He's definitely not firing on all cylinders (if he ever has been).
Meanwhile, he apparently used one of his aliases to call into C-SPAN and yell about the tariff decision. He is such an immature child. No wonder the rest of the world is laughing at him.
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At least the Danes helped the crew member get the medical treatment they needed. Maybe a "thank you" from somebody in the T**** administration?
T**** is the one that needs to get on the boat as he's the sickest of all.
Yep that "john" has the right voice, must be the Dumpf47 sockpuppet.
And the Danes, thank you for aiding a crew member.
Eck!
finally answering the incessant cries from Greenland for American-style healthcare!
We interrupt regular programming for your attention in this matter, The Secret Life of The Real Commander Donald J.Trump:
“We’re going through!” The Commander’s voice was like thin ice breaking. He wore his full-dress uniform, with the heavily braided white cap pulled down rakishly over one cold gray eye. “We can’t make it, sir. It’s spoiling for a hurricane, if you ask me.” “I’m not asking you, Lieutenant Berg,” said the Commander. “Throw on the power lights! Rev her up to 8,500! We’re going through!” The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa. The Commander stared at the ice forming on the pilot window. He walked over and twisted a row of complicated dials. “Switch on No. 8 auxiliary!” he shouted. “Switch on No. 8 auxiliary!” repeated Lieutenant Berg. “Full strength in No. 3 turret!” shouted the Commander. “Full strength in No. 3 turret!” The crew, bending to their various tasks in the huge, hurtling eight-engined Navy hydroplane, looked at each other and grinned. “The Old Man’ll get us through,” they said to one another. “The Old Man ain’t afraid of Hell!” . . .
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...apologies to James Thurber and the New Yorker Magazine
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1939/03/18/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-james-thurber
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