Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Under Miller's Thumb, ICE is Even Stupider Than Before

They deported (or allowed to self-deport) a suspect in an armored car heist who was out on bail. At an immigration hearing, ICE offered to let the guy leave the country and, looking at a decade or more in prison, he grabbed that deal with both hands.

This happened because Pee-Wee German is so focused on making his numbers that he cares little about anything else. Dog-lovers should count themselves lucky that he's not deporting their Chihuahuas.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

If they are kicking them on camera what to make us believe they are
not shooting them and blaming aliens for eating them.

Eck!