Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, February 19, 2026

Anyone Who Believes DHS's Lies on This Airplane Has Rocks For Brains

An executive jet the Department of Homeland Security has told the White House’s Office of Management and Budget it needs for immigrant deportation flights and Cabinet officials’ travel features a bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar, according to images of the aircraft obtained by NBC News.

DHS recently began leasing the Boeing 737 Max 8, which DHS officials have described as a luxury jet, but now Immigration and Customs Enforcement is seeking approval from OMB to purchase it for $70 million, according to two DHS officials involved in the request. ICE told OMB that it would be used for deportations and travel for Cabinet officials, the two officials said.

Anyone with a smidgen of sense will know that that airplane will make, at most, one flight with a few deportees so DHS can claim that's what they use it for.

There's only one "Cabinet offical" at DHS. This airplane is her personal flying fuck-palace so she can screw her boyfriend's brains out beyond the prying eyes of everyone.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

When I read that last line Indian Jones and the Chinese pilots abandoning ship midflight, taking the chutes with them crossed my mind.

Are there pilots willing to fly that pair ... ?

Leo Knight said...

Reminds me of Hugh Hefner's DC-9,

dan gerene said...

The Playboy readers paid for his plane. The taxpayers are forking over the money for ICE Queen Noem's and I don't want to see any pictures of her and Corey the Misogynist and their activities.