Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

The Wrong Time to Discover that Pierre Slept With Your Wife

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4 comments:

DTWND said...

Bravery or stupidity? Wouldn't find me willingly standing there.

Dale

5/12/2021 8:53 AM
Tod Germanica said...

Sniper revolver? Sure. Think I'd prefer the officer sniping at my captor use a bolt action rifle. For, you know, accuracy. But this is la belle France. You go, homs.

5/12/2021 11:11 AM
Ten Bears said...

That's some pretty serious up-armor, dude didn't even move.

5/12/2021 12:03 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Tod, here’s Gun Jesus on French sniper revolvers…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1zEUGck8NE

5/13/2021 10:59 PM

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