Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Challenged Accepted

A man in Pensacola with an active order of protection was supposedly on his way to anger management class. Instead, he chose to kick down the door of his former wife or girlfriend. He entered the house yelling: "Let's fucking play."

She shot him dead.

I wish the "authorities" were capable of distinguishing between a "stand your ground" (outside) and "defense of castle" (inside), but that's quibbling.

If she didn't have a gun, he'd have likely killed her.

2 comments:

Z@X said...

That will wind up in a movie I betcha.

Her line just before or just after pulling the trigger = "I play for keeps!"

Tod Germanica said...

IRL OTOH she's maybe shattered by having to kill this filth to save her own life. Counseling needed for life for her and both families.