Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Good Luck With That, Rudy

As a federal investigation into Rudolph W. Giuliani escalates, his advisers have been pressing aides to former President Donald J. Trump to reach into a $250 million war chest to pay Mr. Giuliani for his efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election on Mr. Trump’s behalf.

As the article points out, besides the criminal probe, Rudy is also being sued in civil court for defamation by the companies who make voting machines.

The chances of Rudy getting his legal costs covered by the Tangerine Wannabee Tyrant are close to nnexistent. For all of his histrionics and court-filings, Rudy never prevailed. He lost everything of substance. He wasn't able to come up with a single win to legally overturn the results of a free and fair election.

One thing about Miss Information....

....while he has a track record of not paying people fully for services rendered and goods provided, he sure as hell doesn't pay for failure, let alone failure that has made a mockery of him. For that's what Rudy, the Holder of News Conferences Next to a Porno Shop, has done in spades.

Actually, there may be a legitimate reason for stiffing Rudy. If the Orange Draft-Dodger pays Rudy, it couold be conceivably argued that Rudy's defamatory statements were made as an agent of the Failed Seditionist-in-Chief. Which then could mean that the Fuhrer of Mar-a-Lago could be added as an additional defendant to the lawsuits.

1 comment:

Ten Bears said...

I know I witnessed once, and seen it in print numerous times: Trump has stated numerous times not exactly but something to the effect "Rudy doesn't work for me, he's doin' this on his own." If I could see it form out in the hinterlands, why didn't Rudy? Trump made it clear he wasn't paying him ...