Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, May 15, 2021


Priss disappeared a couple of weeks ago.

She came back yesterday.


Tod Germanica said...

Somebody should mount a mini-cam on a cat collar to find out where they all vanish to when they take mystery sabbaticals. Vegas?

Eck! said...

They go out catting around.

Its been done for house cats that go out and its interesting video.


0_0 said...

I hate when they do that and am happy when they return.

Stewart Dean said...

0_0: Your cat is negotiating a raise.
No, that's wrong...because that puts them in a subservient position, and they are, really, the apex creature in the place you call "your" home.
So, catting around, playing the field. People must know their place and that's one way of making that point.

B said...

I am glad you got your companion back from her sbbatical.

It is always a wonder if they will come back.....If they are even still alive.

Comrade Misfit said...

B, that's it, exactly. She'd never been gone this long and we had written her off. She's still skittish; she's coming by to eat and has only spent one night here since first sighting.

Richard said...

I'm glad she came back.