Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

May the Fourth

Hoth Airspeeder crash investigation.


Tod Germanica said...

Sure, blame the pilot. Those 'hotrod' airspeeder mods saved Alliance pilots lives! Plus the factory speeders were lowest bidder, made to spec counterfeit sluggish turkeys. 'Banking with intent to turn'. And even George Bush's gunner was KIA in WWII.
Another official whitewash.

Ten Bears said...

You know, they teach classes on how to write like that.

No mention of leaving the fleet under fire to pursue a private agenda.