Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 3, 2021

Voter Fraud!

A Pennsylvanian Trumpanzee applied for and got ballots in the name of his dead mother.

Funny how a lot of these provable cases of voter fraud seem to always be about Republicans in the role of defendants.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

From Carl Newman's Twitter feed:

Ari Berman
@AriBerman
·
10h
Bruce Bartman, white guy in PA who illegally voted for Trump on behalf of his dead mother, gets 5 years probation

Crystal Mason, black woman in TX who voted on supervised release when she didn't know she was ineligible, gets 5 years in prison

Two justice systems in America


-Doug in Sugar Pine

DTWND said...

Yep, voter fraud. A stolen election. Tampering and manipulation. -snap- I Know! Let's enact some laws that will limit voting sites, curtail the hours the people can vote, put restraints on absentee ballots, and put a stop to all those groups that transport people to the polls. THAT'll put an end to all this unfairness!

You're welcome.



Dale

Eck! said...

I was expecting to see from the RQP cult those people were antifa
posing and rethugs.

Everytime a RQP cult person speaks I remember it must be opposite
day and they are talking about them selves.


Eck!

Tod Germanica said...

Eck!
Nailed it. It is the GQPP (Grifting Q-anon Projection Party. It is always Pee Wee Herman reasoning with these traitors, 'I know you are but what am I?'. So far every accusation (Putin supplied and enabled) against Democrats; vote fraud, treasonous foreign aid from our enemies, child molestation, encouraging mob violence, has been shown so far to be actually done by Republicans. 'Stop the Steal, Rudy's working for the Russians, Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordan. And what's the other crime that the 'democrat party' does? Oh, right, cannibalism. Is that the next GQPP accusation to bounce back? We find out Quesay and Uday like to shoot not only elephants but the occasional tasty homeless person? Look for it.