Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Just Going to Leave These Here


Nebris said...

Took me a minute to get the second one...

Glenn Kelley said...

Please explain it.

Nebris said...

Gotta know yer basic astrophysics. 😉

[click on the image for the secret]

Comrade Misfit said...

Glenn, it's the relativistic doppler effect. The light from very fast moving objects shifts towards blue if the object is coming towards you and red if it's moving away,

Glenn Kelley said...

Ok, I was hung up on the car and driver changing from one frame to the other .