Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 10, 2021

Just Going to Leave These Here







(This post was previously scheduled.)

10 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Isn't the joke that reverse is in the wrong place???

Eck! said...

and in braille.

Eck!

Ike said...

Brail for the blind. Driver

Iron City said...

Not for a Volkswagen, Jon

Tim said...

So, self-driving or not self-driving?

Glenn Kelley said...

Braille on the ATM at the drive through bank .

Ten Bears said...

Back in the day, I had to take a "sensitivity" class for that one.

Comrade Misfit said...

Glenn, the braille on the ATM is because it’s cheaper to make just one style of keypad.

dan gerene said...

A few years ago I noticed the signs for the johns in a Michigan freeway rest stop were in print and in braille. So I wondered how did the people who needed braille get there and did they have to feel their way to the john.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

"the braille on the ATM is because it’s cheaper to make just one style of keypad."

If you know the keypad entry sequence, you can still get your $100 even if the screen lost horizontal hold. Let your fingers do the walking and trust your instincts. Not all blind people are completely blind.