Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

NaNaNaNaNaNa I'm Not Listening NaNaNaNaNaNa

The 2nd GOP debate is tonight.

The only way I would even think to tune in would be if they were to start assaulting and killing each other on the stage, and then the winners feasted on the corpses of the losers.

That would be great television. But nothing short of that.
Posted by on or about 16:19
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4 comments:

Lawrence said...

If it's going to be Mortal Kombat, Trump gets to be Goro. FINNISH HIM!!!

9/16/2015 5:08 PM
Murphy's Law said...

Personally I'm waiting to see the Dem candidates debate. When is that going to take place again?

9/16/2015 7:00 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Since there aren't enough Dem candidates to fill up a Crown Vic, there's not the same urgency.

9/16/2015 8:04 PM
dinthebeast said...

I'd listen to this if I could:

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2015/09/listen-to-rude-pundit-snark-all-over.html


-Doug in Oakland

9/16/2015 10:49 PM

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