Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

All Kinds of Wrong


It's quite real.

And maybe there's a job opening for a man with experience:

5 comments:

Nangleator said...

Fudge packers: use rear entrance.

CenterPuke88 said...

But, while they are close, there isn't a direct connection between Licking, MO and Uranus, MO. But, of course, a little south is Bald Knob, AR.

Joe said...

Licking MO has now been added to my collection. Not as good an idea as Flushing NY or Banning CA, but it's got plenty of potential.

Comrade Misfit said...

You guys missed a better one: Knob Lick, MO

Robert Fowler said...

Just south of Cincinnati, is Big Bone Lick State Park in Kentucky.