Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

¡JEB!: Low Energy and Corrupt!

As Governor of Florida, little Johnny Ellis Bush arranged to have Lehman Brothers manage a goodly chunk of Florida's pension money. A few months after that deal was done, Johnny E. left office and went to work for, you guessed it, Lehman Brothers as a consultant. For which he was paid over a million smackers a year in order to help replenish the ol' coffers.

¡JEB! has made tens of millions of dollars based on his vast expertise of, what, exactly? Governor of one of the more fucked-up and corrupt states in the country? Or just for being a member of the Oligarchy?

(H/T)

2 comments:

Mike R said...

With membership there are rewards.

Unknown said...

Polls suggest that bribery/corruption is a top-level concern of folks, regardless of political party.

There's a focus on campaign finance or even just Citizens United, but that's just the low-hanging fruit (or rotten fruit already on the ground). Consulting and lobbying jobs, speaking engagements, charities, and all of the above for family members and associates are all used for legalized bribery.

How about we ask all candidates to sign a pledge to ban all the forms of bribery the way Grover Norquist did with his "No Taxes" pledge?