Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

F-15s on the "Mach Loop":

2 comments:

Ole Phat Stu said...

POV here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XduJkfa11oM

Ole Phat Stu said...

Overheard in the officers' mess one evening at RAF Valley (Wales) :

Excited F-15 Strike Eagle american fighter jock : "Man, we went through the Mach Loop at Cad West at 400 knots at only 250 feet! Wow! Hedgehopping!"

Cool RAF type, very British : "I know, I saw you there :-)"

American fighter jock, in a supercilious tone : "Oh, were you on the hillside watching me? Did you get a photo of me down that low?"

Cool RAF type, very British : "No, I was in the Hawk at your 6 o'clock, doing 500 knots and 200 feet underneath you. Sadly no, I don't have a single photo of you, but I DO have a movie; it'll still be in the gun camera ;-)"