Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 31, 2015

Felonious Reckless Eyeballing

Looking at a cop can get you pulled over and ticketed on a bullshit charge.

Especially if you're black.


Because you're not supposed to make eye contact with your betters, or some shit like that? What are they, a bunch of Travis Bickle wannabees?

That's why the Baltimore cops murdered Freddie Gray, so Mr. Felton may want to count himself lucky that the cop just didn't pull out his heater and shoot him dead. Like a cop did to Mr. DuBose.

Meanwhile, the cops are bemoaning that they aren't universally loved and adored.

Well, no shit, guys. Your chickens are coming home to roost.

2 comments:

B said...

First link appears to be locked?

"Your current account (schmoo1964@yahoo.com) does not have access to view this page.
Click here to logout and change accounts."

Comrade Misfit said...

Should be fixed, now. Thanks for letting me know.