Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

"One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12: See the Woman; Report of a Clown With an Ax.
One-Adam-12, Handle Code Two."

A warrant is out for the arrest of an ax-wielding clown after an alleged assault attempt Friday, officials said.

The suspect is [Some Asshole] and he has an outstanding warrant for the charge of assault with a deadly weapon, Hickory, [NC] Police Department spokeswoman Chrystal Dieter said.
More here, with video.

Asshole had tried to break into her house before, this one cries out for her to get a shotgun.

It's all fun and games until some clown shows up with an ax.

(Adam-12 opening music)

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