Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 10, 2015

They Have Some Really Stupid Judges in Texas

A court-ordered shotgun wedding? Really?

I'll bet that marriage isn't going to last.
Posted by on or about 14:13
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4 comments:

Expatriate Owl said...

Believe me, Texas does not have the market cornered on stupid judges. If I were the guy there (or even the girl), I would attend to the formality of filing a complaint against His Dishonor -- Just in case something goes amiss with the marriage (a distinct possibility).

8/10/2015 3:34 PM
Deadstick said...

A coworker's nephew was married in an ersatz shotgun wedding covered by the local papers in Missouri some years back. The bride's dad packed a .44 Mag and her three brothers stood behind the couple with 12-gauge pumps...the highlight was "Or forever hold their peace SHUCKSHUCK SHUCKSHUCK SHUCKSHUCK".

8/10/2015 6:40 PM
Marc said...

Oh yes, let us talk about the 'sanctity of marriage', shall we? Such a solemn rite of joining two people together in holy matrimony - or keeping one of them out of the pokey. Yep, get your bets in to how soon the divorce papers are processed...

8/11/2015 3:56 AM
Glenn Kelley said...

How in the Hell does he have the authority to order a person who is not before his court to do anything .

Glenn

8/11/2015 10:48 PM

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