Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Derp is Strong in Oklahoma

YOU CLOWNS ARE NOT HELPING!!! GO THE FUCK HOME!!!
The Muskogee County sheriff said a member of the group guarding an Oktaha gun shop accidentally shot himself Tuesday.

Sheriff Charles Pearson said the man dropped his gun and a bullet hit him in the arm. The sheriff did not identify the man or offer any other details about what happened. ... "I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday," Pearson said. "The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It's like the Clampetts have come to town."
And what he said.

3 comments:

Chuck Pergiel said...

That Sheriff needs to apologize for besmirching Jed's good name. Jed may have been a hill-billy but he didn't shoot anything that didn't need shootin'. Bullets are expensive.

montag said...

The sheriff might do us all a favor by sending the County range safety officer over to show the boys the safe way to handle those things.

Nangleator said...

Must have worked. There wasn't a terrorist attack, was there? All yahoos should immediately begin self-inflicted gunshots.

If they love their family and country, that is.