Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Wanted: Sense of Humor
Apply in Person at the Office of Queens Councilman James Sanders

McDonald's was running this ad on the NYC subway system:


Queens Councilman Sanders didn't think it funny and demanded an apology from McDondald's for making fun of Far Rockaway. So McDonald's pulled the ads.

So we have a matched pair of a humorless douchebag and gutless weasels.

Yes, I've known people who have fallen asleep on trains on the way home and have ended in New Haven (CT), Wassaic (NY), and Attleboro (MA). Sometimes a conductor has woken them up in time to get off at their stop, sometimes not. The ad wasn't a slam at Far Rockaway, but one thing we have no shortage of in this country is humorless asshats who are local politicians and who are ready to take offense at anything at the drop of a hat.

McDonald's should have left the ads up and told Councilman Sanders to take a long walk off a short pier.

3 comments:

montag said...

Besides, Near Rockaway doesn't have quite the same effect. ;)

bearsense said...

In England, many villages were name by proximity: hence, we could have -- Rockaway, Little Rockaway, Middle Rockaway, Nether Rockaway and then Far Rockaway.

Professor Chaos said...

One would think the councilman would have better things to worry about.


Also: Now I'm going to have "Rock Rock Rockaway Beach" stuck in my head all day, which is a lot better than what normally gets stuck in there, so thanks!