Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The Longest-Running Scandal in the Republic

Military contractors selling crappy stuff. They do it because it is cheaper for them to hire legions of lobbyists than fix good stuff.

Avondale used to turn out OK ships. If my memory is correct, they built the last 20 of the Knox class frigates in the 1970s. The biggest construction issue that I know of was that the entire joint between the aluminum deckhouse and the steel hull had to be replaced during an overhaul for each ship.

But their LPD-17s are rife with problems. They may be the biggest pieces of floating shit since the Mitscher destroyer class.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

You can deliberately bilk the armed forces by selling them shit weapons, and get lots more work from it, but if you blow the whistle on your boss, to improve the country's security, then you're considered a traitor...

Chuck Pergiel said...

You might like this story:

http://www.asm-indy.org/brownlar.htm

BobG said...

"Military contractors selling crappy stuff."

Nothing new there; I imagine clear back during the Pelloponesian War there were characters selling low grade bronze to the warring countries...