Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Coming Soon, to an Airspace Near You

Gorgon Stare.

I suspect that it's not going to be terribly long until they find a use for that system here.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Already here, mostly. I recently saw a new panoramic security camera demonstrated that gives you a 180 degree view, and will automatically issue alerts and flash a box around the perp when someone enters the view and does something unusual such as linger too long at a security-sensitive point. The only difference is that we're mounting these things on the sides of public and commercial buildings, rather than flying them in the sky. It's interesting that in the private security industry we have software to do this and apparently Gorgon doesn't, but (*shrug*). The DoD hasn't been at the forefront of innovation since, well, 1945 or so.

- Badtux the Security Penguin