Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 8, 2010

The Big Lie (or "Rudy the Retard")

Rudy Giuliani seems to be a practitioner of the "big lie" propaganda technique:
"What [Obama] should be doing is following the right things Bush did. One of the right things he did was treat this as a war on terror. We had no domestic attacks under Bush. We've had one under Obama," Giuliani said.
I gather that, according to Rudy, George Bush wasn't president on 9/11/2001? Did he temporarily abdicate while he was reading "My Pet Goat"?

Besides the anthrax attacks and the failed shoe bombing in 2001, there was the D.C. sniper, the killing of Bill Gwatney and the clown who shot up a church in 2008, but the last two were Right-wing nutjobs, so they probably don't count as far as Rudy the Dain-Bramaged is concerned.

3 comments:

Holte Ender said...

Whatever happened to Rudy noun verb 9/11 Giuliani. It's all he could talk about for years. Mary Matelin said the same thing on CNN last week, she got away with it too.

Comrade Misfit said...

what it would take is a reporter or moderator to say "why are you lying", but fat chance that will happen.

Nangleator said...

We're apparently seeing an attempt to push historical revisionism to the extreme. They're experimenting to see how little they have to wait to erase their mistakes, and they're being particularly impatient about it!